Guardians of the Galaxy Review

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I have returned from Guardians of the Galaxy and my spoiler free review is thus:THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKING EVER GO SEE IT AS SOON AS YOU FUCKING CAN!!! I can’t overstate that. I can’t. I just…can’t. Despite some phenomenal films of late, I have learned the hard way that i can’t have too high of expectations for nerdy movies anymore. There’s too much room for disappointment. But i couldn’t help it with this one. I truly had lofty expectations. I knew it would be good but i was worried it couldn’t equal what i had hoped for.

I was wrong. So very, very wrong. It SHATTERED my expectations. There truly are no words…but i’mma try anyway. I was near in tears in so many parts – from it’s relentless hilarity, it’s epicness and it’s poignancy. It’s visually beautiful. It’s virtually flawless. The cast belongs together. The story just keeps getting more and more entertaining as it goes along. It is the best Marvel movie to date, bar none, and if this is where they’re going, i’m beyond excited for the next few years of Merry Marvel Movies.

I’m going again tomorrow night. I have to.

I have to….

Shane TurgeonGuardians of the Galaxy Review

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